Ex Astris Scientia β€” I broke my nephews brain the other day when we...

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I broke my nephews brain the other day when we were doing family game night bc my step sister (his mom) and I are both named Jessica. She’s 6 years older so growing up she was Big Jess and I was Little Jess which got shortened over time to just LJ and he asked me what LJ stood for and I got to be the one to break it to him that his mom and his aunt have the same goddamn name which caused him to short circuit bc for some reason he thought that was illegal