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THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
it’s past midnight and im hysterically laughing and then thIS-
Anonymous asked:
Tbhhhhhhhhhhhh
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
I have a tiktok and this is my cat being mad at wasabi peas
