27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I have a traffic checker for my blog (as any micromanager would) and I have a popular pages tab and some of the most popular pages are “/selfie” “/me” “/my-face” “/self” “/face” and just a thousand-and-one different guesses at to what my selfie tag would be. And I look through these specific IP tags and most of the time they come to my blog and the very first thing they do is try to find my selfie tag
Can y’all maybe not be so damn creepy
I’m glad I give my tags weird names because some of y'all are fuckin creeps this person on my blog that I was tracking was like “tagged/me” “tagged/my-face” “/selfie” “/face” “/selfy” “/self” like that’s how you get your IP banned and logged
Also since this is coming back again: anyone asking about my English professor is immediately getting banned
I’m glad I give my tags weird names because some of y'all are fuckin creeps this person on my blog that I was tracking was like “tagged/me” “tagged/my-face” “/selfie” “/face” “/selfy” “/self” like that’s how you get your IP banned and logged
Anonymous asked:
I used to do just once a day but it didn’t work, so I went up to 2, then 3. 3 works pretty well and at 4 times it’s about the same results. I usually rinse my face with warm water, use one of those exfoliation brush things, put prescription shit on, rinse with cold water
I got a selfie stick for Christmas
My partner: Takes me to a beautiful beach at sunset with his family.
Me: "Look! Algae mustache!"
Can't take a phychologist anywhere nice.
Try “psychologist” instead. Spelling counts people…learn how or look it up in the dictionary for a change
Hi there, @mac-3-impact !
A phycologist (with an H) is someone who studies algae.
I am a phycologist (with an H) because I study algae. That's why me putting algae on my face is the joke!
Glad to be part of your learning journey today.
This is the best selfie I’ve ever taken okay thank you for your time also look its my natural hair color for once
😂😂😂
[Video id:
John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.
John: "...my hand in front of my face-"
Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"
John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.
Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.
John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."
Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."
John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."
End id]
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
