It’s 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says “DO NOT LOOK AT THE WALRUS”. You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending “It’s a beautiful walrus. Look.”
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While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.
“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”
I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.
They give me life.
i’m so sorry i just need to organize my reference tag so warning for long post and organization system that only makes sense to me
writing
- names, dead languages, ancient cultures
- 99 ways to beat writers block
- remember to deal with criticism
- advice for writers vid
- character bios
- eye colors
- writing prompt generators
- naming things
- character flaws
- things to research
- types of crying
- rare words
- injuries
- format manuscript
- can’t find the right word?
- stop procrastinating
- best apps for writers
- online whiteboard
- possible fanfic aus
- (kind of) synonyms for said
- character development worksheet
- words
- more words
- even more words
- writing resource masterpost
- british vs. american english
- surnames masterpost
- character development chart
- emotions vocabulary
things i’d put under writing references but aren’t actually specifically for writing
- monsters
- simple noble ranking thing
- traditional japanese outfits
- palm reading
- palm reading 2
- guns
- ships (like ones on the sea not otps)
- holding knives
- knife blades
- different kinds of knives
- use for a plastic knife
- fictional world generator
- deterioration of the human body
movies/shows
- movies for the nights you can’t sleep masterpost
- version of romeo and juliet that sounds hella rad
- pushing daisies
- 2013 movies
- movie night masterpost
- british tv
food
- mug cookie tutorial
- pastry folding 101
- tomato basil pasta
- mug recipes
- fruit roll ups
- desserts
- kawaii holiday cookies
- citrus gingerbread tree cookies
- gingerbread stars
- cookies
- candy meth
- apple pie in apple
- pretty cakes
- chocolate
- pumpkin spice everything dear lord
- pimp that snack
- grilled banana nutella sandwich
- cute food things
- the science of chocolate chip cookies
- cute raspberry chocolate thing
beauty
- how to cover up tattoos
- game of thrones hairdos
- beauty tips
- homemade conditioners
- diys
- sugar scrub
- makeup tips masterpost
- spoons
- face lighting? idk
- burned paper nails
- diy crayola lipstick
- christmas tree nails
- kool aid lip stain
- eyeliner styles
- more eyeliner style things
- dry nail polish fast
health
- hiv morning after pill
- exercise like a superhero
- period cramps
- tone the lower stomach
- free condoms
- for sore throats
- ginger tea cider
college/education/school
- college survival masterpost
- survive finals
- college life hacks
- reminder
- educational websites
- mit college courses
music
- the best of whatever artist
- british bands
- arctic monkeys downloads
- find new bands
- make good music better
sounds
art
- shoulders
- perspective
- noses
- paint tool sai
- mouths
- lots of tutorials
- lips
- get rid of art block
- drawing lips with the help of beans
- perspective thing in photoshop
- adobe creative suite
typography
sewing/clothes
- skirt sewing tutorials
- shoe names infographic
- visual coat glossary
- taking measurements
- visual skirt glossary
- dress necklines (other guides in caption)
- 8 foot giant squid
- diy draped vest
- bra fitting
- men’s suit fit with bonus tom hiddleston
- make your own dress form
- clothing life hacks
- fix pilling
languages
- swear in lots of languages
- learn to read korean
- why english is dumb
- language of the fan
- military sign language
- cuss in french
- nice words
communication
personality things
important things
- how to find your dog
- alternatives to leaving dogs at the pound
- worst case scenarios masterpost
- keys in the hand
- for when you’re sad
- break out of zip tie handcuffs
- what to do when stopped by police
- bleeding and don’t have a band aid?
- vital strike points
- how to tell if someone’s lying
- how to tape hands for a fight
- just click this
- survive the apocalypse
being an adult
buy the things
general diy
tumblr/computer things
- hella lot of backgrounds
- hd space wallpapers
- themes
- more themes
- snow code
- tumblr keyboard shortcuts
- deactivated theme
- airplane window textures
- emergency dashboard
- gif tutorials
- save audio posts
- anon hate
idk just things
- how to disappear online
- body language and interrogation
- cheap things to do in nyc
- why people slip on ice
- book about aliens invading earth and being fought off by wildlife
- filipino legends/stories/etc
- make yourself do the things and form good habits
- different kinds of islamic head garments
- fantasy/historical clothing
- how the uk flag works
- how to walk like a queen
- logic flaws
- life hacks
- arts and crafts blogs
- fruit charger??
- helpful websites
- jar won’t open life hack
- find people you’ve met once
- video and photo editor things
- banana wins all the awards
- useless websites
- time wasters
- life hacks again
- read minds
- things to remember
- uncapitalize caps lock things
masterposts by other people
- icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine 2014 masterpost
- blacklistecl’s bad days masterpost
- some tips
- a masterpost of all the things
- im5-official 2014 resource masterpost
- abercrombier’s 2014 help post
- random websites thing
- things for when you’re sad
- more things for when you’re sad
- cute games
- cute games again
again very sorry for the hella long post but maybe this’ll be useful to some of you
i’m so sorry i just need to organize my reference tag so warning for long post and organization system that only makes sense to me
writing
- names, dead languages, ancient cultures
- 99 ways to beat writers block
- remember to deal with criticism
- advice for writers vid
- character bios
- eye colors
- writing prompt generators
- naming things
- character flaws
- things to research
- types of crying
- rare words
- injuries
- format manuscript
- can’t find the right word?
- stop procrastinating
- best apps for writers
- online whiteboard
- possible fanfic aus
- (kind of) synonyms for said
- character development worksheet
- words
- more words
- even more words
- writing resource masterpost
- british vs. american english
- surnames masterpost
- character development chart
- emotions vocabulary
things i’d put under writing references but aren’t actually specifically for writing
- monsters
- simple noble ranking thing
- traditional japanese outfits
- palm reading
- palm reading 2
- guns
- ships (like ones on the sea not otps)
- holding knives
- knife blades
- different kinds of knives
- use for a plastic knife
- fictional world generator
- deterioration of the human body
movies/shows
- movies for the nights you can’t sleep masterpost
- version of romeo and juliet that sounds hella rad
- pushing daisies
- 2013 movies
- movie night masterpost
- british tv
food
- mug cookie tutorial
- pastry folding 101
- tomato basil pasta
- mug recipes
- fruit roll ups
- desserts
- kawaii holiday cookies
- citrus gingerbread tree cookies
- gingerbread stars
- cookies
- candy meth
- apple pie in apple
- pretty cakes
- chocolate
- pumpkin spice everything dear lord
- pimp that snack
- grilled banana nutella sandwich
- cute food things
- the science of chocolate chip cookies
- cute raspberry chocolate thing
beauty
- how to cover up tattoos
- game of thrones hairdos
- beauty tips
- homemade conditioners
- diys
- sugar scrub
- makeup tips masterpost
- spoons
- face lighting? idk
- burned paper nails
- diy crayola lipstick
- christmas tree nails
- kool aid lip stain
- eyeliner styles
- more eyeliner style things
- dry nail polish fast
health
- hiv morning after pill
- exercise like a superhero
- period cramps
- tone the lower stomach
- free condoms
- for sore throats
- ginger tea cider
college/education/school
- college survival masterpost
- survive finals
- college life hacks
- reminder
- educational websites
- mit college courses
music
- the best of whatever artist
- british bands
- arctic monkeys downloads
- find new bands
- make good music better
sounds
art
- shoulders
- perspective
- noses
- paint tool sai
- mouths
- lots of tutorials
- lips
- get rid of art block
- drawing lips with the help of beans
- perspective thing in photoshop
- adobe creative suite
typography
sewing/clothes
- skirt sewing tutorials
- shoe names infographic
- visual coat glossary
- taking measurements
- visual skirt glossary
- dress necklines (other guides in caption)
- 8 foot giant squid
- diy draped vest
- bra fitting
- men’s suit fit with bonus tom hiddleston
- make your own dress form
- clothing life hacks
- fix pilling
languages
- swear in lots of languages
- learn to read korean
- why english is dumb
- language of the fan
- military sign language
- cuss in french
- nice words
communication
personality things
important things
- how to find your dog
- alternatives to leaving dogs at the pound
- worst case scenarios masterpost
- keys in the hand
- for when you’re sad
- break out of zip tie handcuffs
- what to do when stopped by police
- bleeding and don’t have a band aid?
- vital strike points
- how to tell if someone’s lying
- how to tape hands for a fight
- just click this
- survive the apocalypse
being an adult
buy the things
general diy
tumblr/computer things
- hella lot of backgrounds
- hd space wallpapers
- themes
- more themes
- snow code
- tumblr keyboard shortcuts
- deactivated theme
- airplane window textures
- emergency dashboard
- gif tutorials
- save audio posts
- anon hate
idk just things
- how to disappear online
- body language and interrogation
- cheap things to do in nyc
- why people slip on ice
- book about aliens invading earth and being fought off by wildlife
- filipino legends/stories/etc
- make yourself do the things and form good habits
- different kinds of islamic head garments
- fantasy/historical clothing
- how the uk flag works
- how to walk like a queen
- logic flaws
- life hacks
- arts and crafts blogs
- fruit charger??
- helpful websites
- jar won’t open life hack
- find people you’ve met once
- video and photo editor things
- banana wins all the awards
- useless websites
- time wasters
- life hacks again
- read minds
- things to remember
- uncapitalize caps lock things
masterposts by other people
- icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine 2014 masterpost
- blacklistecl’s bad days masterpost
- some tips
- a masterpost of all the things
- im5-official 2014 resource masterpost
- abercrombier’s 2014 help post
- random websites thing
- things for when you’re sad
- more things for when you’re sad
- cute games
- cute games again
again very sorry for the hella long post but maybe this’ll be useful to some of you
most useful masterpost ive ever come across
Fanfic writers be like……
I love how fanfic writers give AOS Kirk his canon childhood trauma (abusive family life, absentee mother, delinquency) and then add on TOS Kirk’s canon childhood trauma (Holocaust survivor) to make the Super Kirk Trauma Conga Line
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together
a team of the most skilled writers in the country couldn’t achieve the same visceral reaction to anything that this clip got out of me the first time i saw it
“Ladies it’s feminist to do something that’s very likely to cause you to get in an accident. See how much I care for your lives? UwU”
you know. I remember when ‘women are bad drivers’ was a sexist stereotype that was considered unacceptable, not a FUCKING GOAL TO ACHIEVE.
I just assume writers on that site are playing a game of "What's the most nonsensical thing I can say and have people believe?"
Well, good news! It’s apparently a satire site. THANK GOD.
It's hard to tell the difference these days.
Y’all have to realize your brain worms are terminal
NO 😂
I’m George RR Martin
growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king. TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG
“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together