as someone who was already scared of the ocean uhhhhhh
so this appeared on my towns Facebook page today
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads
Anonymous asked:
kaijuno answered:
This can only mean one thing.
I have to fight Denny’s to become the alpha.
my most popular post only has like 500k notes i have to be more obnoxious than this