*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*
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gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9
Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z
Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.
18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations
HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY
THE END LMAO
The slide part 💀💀💀💀
My foster kitten
is trying
to steal
my beer.
Guys…
Please…
turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction.
I love Jocelyn the kitten.
Omg precios baby 😭
Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭
isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products
This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.
fucking consumerists on their consumerist iphones breathing their stupid fucking consumnerist air. ever heard of a playground
im gonna consume the playground
left wall follower fail
(random pattern code here)
how fucking dare you call it a failure youre the one moving the exit you abhorrent monster
yeah wth? that’s like the most utterly unreasonable assumption to violate to make it fail, too. like of course it can’t find the exit, literally any algorithm will fail if you add in “also the exit changes location every time you get close to it” as an extra condition
is this another infinite chocolate thing, where the person expectd us not to notice the moving exit and be amazed that they beat the system
do not bully the worm
My new wallpaper! It’s one of the few awesome pictures I got of Markiplier on Friday at Pax East (I didn’t realize earlier where the “slide to unlock” was till later on ;P )
Give ‘em the ol…
razzle dazzle
I was about to say, is no one going to mention the perfect placement of the “slide to unlock”
say it george!!
Just gonna go off topic and mention how many times I, a cisgender woman, shave my upper lip because facial hair feels out of sync with my gender identity. I don’t understand why cis people fail to see all the little ways we affirm our gender every day and fail to extrapolate how much more intense it is for trans people.
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой