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So last night I dreamed that it was winter and I was at a shopping mall and I looked outside and saw this guy walking his borzoi, who was wearing this giant snow suit. But then the guy heard me laughing through the window and got REALLY mad at me.
Anyway, the dog looked like this.
Anonymous asked:
Tell!! Her!!! Ugh this is so cute
Anonymous asked:
that all sounds awesome tho literally anything but MI tbh
if the sun is real then y is it winter and the snow cold my house and i am crying????? nice try atheists
Was that english
allow me to rephrase: if the sun s why ?? ? cold
Translation: I speak bullshit
im not bilingual im straight so stop??
Proof there’s too much stupid in the world. Science and physics are a thing along with coherent English please learn all of them so no one has to go through this again.
shut the hell out my face
I’m so confused. How can someone be so ignorant?
dont bring my iguana into this she is trying her best
Maple leaf dragon is after your maple syrup
I can confirm that these do in fact live in Vermont.
Some varieties in Canada will actually turn white in winter to camouflage with snow
as a northerner, watching people experience snow for the first time is my favorite thing
This girl in my choir looked out the window at the snow and asked “is that really what snow usually looks like?” (It was very small and blowing around a lot)
my junior year of high school a senior came here (to michigan) from georgia and had never seen snow before so we had to teach her about putting chains on our tires and snow cleats and all that and when she saw snow she almost cried and the teacher let her go out and touch it and she was yelling “it’s so soft!! I didn’t think it would be so soft!!”
pspsps Chocolate Guy stans
[image description: an Instagram story from Amaury Guichon (the "Chocolate Guy"), which shows a side-by-side comparison of him in 2007 vs him now (2022). the 2007 picture shows him, significantly younger, standing next to and pointing at a small sculpture of an octopus attacking a ship. the 2022 picture shows him now, standing next to and pointing at a massive sculpture of a kraken holding a large anchor. the second sculpture is roughly three to four times the size of the first one, and finished to a much higher degree of quality. end ID]
IT'S THE FUCKING-
THA CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Chocolate boy —> chocolate man
It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened
I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears
*a snail expirencing snow for the first time*
