Anonymous asked:
Pssst.. hey! *looks around* I heard you got some dank memes.. How much for a hit??
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2 dat bois
*disguises overwhelming depression and the quiet terror of being alive as dank memes*
Anonymous asked:
dank memes
I am the dank meme dealer
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
Anonymous asked:
I didn't like college (tbf it was a bad college), but supposedly I'm only a few credits away from a BS in nuclear engineering (assuming i can find a college that accepts my Navy training). I have a job (although I hate it) (also I'm not sure I'd like anything related to nuclear/power plant engineering). Is a degree worth it? Would an online school be fine? If I have to take x amount of classes for residency anyway can i just take Art?
Okay so you don’t want an online school or anything like DeVry or Everest or ITT Tech because they are all scams. All of them. You would probably want to look for something in-state, to save money and complete your degree. OR you can take art classes at a local community college to see if it would be something you would be interested in getting a degree in. OR, if you have no will to live you can go to a 4 year and double major in nuclear and art
all yall out here making gofundme’s tryna get money for college like girl,,, we all tryna go to college,,, I ain’t paying for your shit,, next
@ the people in my inbox like “but how else are ppl supposed to pay for college uwu” work 3 jobs and live off of ramen noodles like the rest of us. I did my time.
Anonymous asked:
hi space mom so I'm in high school and I'm super interested in cosmology and want to pursue a degree/career in it, meaning I'll have to take lots of physics classes. I excel in math and am taking much more advanced coursework than my peers (I'm in college calc and most of them are in algebra 2) but my problem is for some reason I struggle in applying math in physical science contexts. college chemistry and physics have been a struggle so far because of it. maybe just bad teachers? idk. any tips?
Try to find people who teach the material in different ways. Like, look on YouTube for videos on topics and maybe you’ll find you understand better when the material is taught in a more intuitive way to you. Another thing I do is fiddle around with the organization of my notes to find a layout that works best for me. I usually make web maps to do this, connecting certain topics in certain ways allows me to understand the big picture easier.
Anonymous asked:
I'm thinking of going into astrophysics in college, but art and creative writing are also very, very dear to me. Will I have to give those up bc of time management in college? That's one of my biggest fears
In many places you can get a BA in astronomy which, I’m assuming, is more artistically involved than a BS in astronomy
People all up in my asshole about a post I made 4 years ago about my uncle being one of my profs like that was 4 years ago when we gonna let it die. I don’t even go to that college anymore hdjagskf “what happened with your class?” I graduated college Rebecca that’s what happened
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My sister fractured her foot and and it's like three times the size of the other one and when I asked her why she doesn't just go the hospital she said "I'm a college student. I can't feel pain" I tried not to give a reaction because she's a phycology major and she likes to analyze my reactions but I can't hide the fact that college students scare the ever loving sh*t out of me.
I did the same thing a couple of years ago, I broke my foot slipping on ice and I couldn’t afford the ER so I just set the bones myself