they hated this poor herb so fucking bad
me trying to comfort a sad friend
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i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley
i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman
A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!
…. do you need something, or?
Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.
what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea
im short circuiting
reading this post was like falling down the stairs
There’s a lot of similarities between Rey and Bastila Shan and I kinda wonder if Rey is a descendant of her? And also on that same track, I really love how star wars lore spans literally thousands of years like Bastila was around 4,000 years before Rey and that’s really cool just how much lore there is??
rear window is so funny imagine if grace kelly was your girlfriend and she was practically begging you to have sex with her but you were just like no. i have to spy on this old man with my binoculars. i think he killed his wife.
This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.
I saw this article on fb and something about the visual of people going apeshit over how much they liked Hey Jude is so funny to me??
Or how much they disliked it
They loved it
There’s something so funny to me abt a local group of 12 year olds just fucking wrecking this shit like what could their motivation possibly be I need to know
Reminder that this all went down at like 4am I’m obsessed with how the fire department in FLINT didn’t give a shit enough to even lock their doors
Being popular on tumblr means I get ppl that hate me just for that fact alone and this one anon claims to have gone to college with me “for the one or two semesters I attended” (I went for 3 years) and they claim I went off on someone about pluto and I tried to get someone fired for misgendering me and it’s so funny because they’re just making this shit up I’m OBSESSED. We never had a “happy thoughts” board in my dorm, I’ve never taken any sort of gender/sexuality studies class, and I’m pretty sure my uni doesn’t even HAVE that as a department
this is so funny
"He gave me my mail and said 'Are you expecting anything from Germany?' and I said 'I might be - we've got friends over there'," said Mr Biggs.
"He said 'Have a look at this letter' - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends' address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England."
Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester's twin town of Trier and had not been opened.
"I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?' and he said 'I didn't, I've been wandering around with this', said Mr Biggs.
"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas."
The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.
A Royal Mail spokesman said: "Royal Mail's team of 'address detectives' are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive."
the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went "well it's from Trier so send it to the twinned town first"
Terry Pratchett would have loved this