27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink
tea
girl it’s milk
just popping in to let you know i fried up some chicken tendies last night and then thought of you. here’s a pic since i couldn’t submit the tendies themselves
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Bles
dont use bad words on my posts my mom reads them
My ex husband Buzzfeed posting my posts again ❤️
You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.
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I did not know this.
I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.
Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?
In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.
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i want there to be less information on this post please
@buzzfeed quit riding my dick pls this is the second time this week
Just hire me if you’re gonna repost all of my posts
Me subjecting y’all to my posts
my favorite thing in the world is to go though the tags on my posts about kylo ren because
tbh I should go through all of my posts and delete/tag them
Baby boy
Who sent this and how do I order one
Amazon prime
amazon + prime = amazime.
I’m so excited that I’m popular enough now for bots to go through my posts
