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Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.
I have so many feelings about Newt because if you think about it he’s had a pretty shitty life and no one ever talks about it.
His mother wanted nothing to do with him, he was raised by his father and uncle. He probably felt really isolated in school/college because of his age and implied mental disorders and he probably didn’t have many friends. Then he starts talking to Hermann and Herm is probably one of, if not his only friend and when they meet they didn’t get along and have you any idea how much that must have hurt Newt?? Then the war is on and he’s in the K-Sci division and he means something to people, he’s finally worth something. That’s why he’s so eager to drift, because he just wants to be worth something to people and he just wants to help. And then on that drift profile feature thing it said “Love interest: whoever will take him” and that just kills me because he just wants to be loved by people and not just romantically he wants to be loved platonically and he wants to feel like he isn’t worthless and that someone actually wants him around.
I feel like under that boastful and slightly arrogant facade he’s just a lonely boy that wants to be loved.
Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons
I’ve never broken a bone which leads me to believe that I am boneless
Remember the good ol’ meme days? Remember rage comics and demotivational posters? Numa numa? The badger song? Charlie the unicorn? Remember when Smosh was relevant? Ah, those good ol’ meme days, when I was only a young memer.
Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”
me at 3pm vs. me at 3am
yo thandruil a lil bitch sometimes but he a hot lil bitch
*at job interview* i see it says on your resume that you’re good at shit posting and memeing„, ur hire;d
[Blurred Lines starts playing on Pandora] first of all how dare u




