Ex Astris Scientia — Speaking of the comet, last night I visited the...

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kaijuno

Anonymous asked:

Speaking of the comet, last night I visited the Grand Canyon for the first time with some friends, one of whom was so inspired by the comet after dark that he jerked off into the canyon while the rest of us stood guard. Thought u might be proud of that one

kaijuno answered:

fuck yeah nature is beautiful

kaijuno

This is the funniest message I’ve ever received just the fucking. Mental image of some dude jacking off into the Grand Canyon while the bros stand around playing bodyguard. God this is so funny