apparently this is something that repeatedly has to be said bc my mom caught another one at work last night but:
if you’re ever in a hospital. if you’re hooked up to a heart monitor. for the love of god do NOT beat your meat. you will set the heart monitor off and depending on your condition you’ll get 1-3 nurses busting into your room only to have to try and act professionally while they’re dying inside that they caught you with ur dick in ur hand
