Serial killer in baltimore: *Tries to show off*
Hannibal Lecter:

27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
my favorite thing on this website is when someone makes a post abt how Hannibal Lecter aint shit and someone inevitably comments “what did hannibal do :(((((((((((((((((((((((((”
all i know about death stranding is that there’s a reedus fetus and you walk around like youre drunk af and idk i guess hannibal lecter and kojima are gay married
In Pacific Rim 2 I want Hannibal storming into the lab or wherever Newt is at, all torn up and pissed off, and pointing at Newt and saying “Hey! You owe me a gold shoe you four-eyed bitch!”
In October 2019 Eric Andre endorsed Bernie Sanders for president to which Hannibal publicly commented “too old.” People did not react favorably to this and then it came to light that Hannibal Buress is a landlord and opposed the prospect of rent control. THEN it came to light that he wanted to convert the housing he owned into an AirB&B Hotel (which he discussed in his act as well as at least one podcast but allegedly others) which meant he terminated some of his tenants’ leases early (though he did allegedly offer them monetary compensation for the move). Hannibal can also be seen personally trolling “nobodies” on twitter messaging them privately which may not be super relevant but to me demonstrates how this was very personal to him. Clearly the idea of Bernie getting elected got him really heated. Was it directly connected to his fairly recent accumulation of wealth?? Who can say? But the speculation here implies the moral incompatibility has affected their professional relationship if not their personal one.
I literally had to block Hannibal on Twitter because he started messaging and spamming me after I called him out for being a landlord and saying he had shitty jokes (in reference to him making jokes about Bill Cosby and date r*pe and the mic cutting out during it). He name searched himself in order to do so, I (or no one else) had tagged him. He's just that anal.
He's just not a pleasant person at all.
im glad peoples perception of madds mikkelson evolved past the “hannibal guy”
now he’s hideo kojimas husband
“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”
One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character
“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal