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Not to be a Michigander on main but FUCK YEAH BOYS LETS GOOOOOOOO
You love to see it.
You love to see this more. Can we have a hard border yet?
FUCK YEAH BABY
2020 is fucking wild so far.
hey how about make yourself with this picrew and tag some mutuals
iโll start :^)
and iโll tag @kazz @fair-y-child @tenthprinceofhell @qlecs @sarcasticmalecfan @jazzkaurtheglorious
I love picrews fuck yeah
Im tagging @kazz @thomas-lightwood-floats-my-boat @woolsey--scott @consul-lightwood-bane @antsinmypants1334 @orderly--chaotic @needtobeasleep-yethereiam
I continue to look like a right bastard
tagging @thomaslightwoodx @jesseblackthorns @dianabarryy @hopeless-herondale @sydneyclarke
Anonymous asked:
Speaking of the comet, last night I visited the Grand Canyon for the first time with some friends, one of whom was so inspired by the comet after dark that he jerked off into the canyon while the rest of us stood guard. Thought u might be proud of that one
fuck yeah nature is beautiful
I like that my computer has an overclocking panel built right into it so I just push a button and my computer goes “you wanna set this mf on fire??? YOU WANNA FUCKIN LIGHT THIS BITCH UP????? FUCK YEAH”
Women’s Beauty Captured 100 Years Ago In Vintage Postcards From 1900-1910
They are just simply pure and beautiful!
i love how all of them look like they’re thinking “fuck yeah i’m fabulous.”
and they are
Anonymous asked:
I can't grant you the sweet release of death because that would make me sad if you died, but I can attempt to telepathically send you encouraging thoughts? And a flower? 🌹 Maybe a lil cactus? 🌵
oh fuck yeah i love cacti
My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.
Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.
“WE NAILED IT BOYS”
Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.
Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.
An armadillo runs across the road.
He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.
Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.
The post got better.
How are you gonna make this post and not mention the inexplicable bee coffin
there is at least ONE bee vampire
where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry
zenni and it’s amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah
Hey I’m reblogging this again because if you need glasses here’s what I do:
- Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever they’ve got that $58 eye exam. That’s with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.
- They’ll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they don’t it’s not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it won’t be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isn’t a problem.
- Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you don’t have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and you’re not going to buy glasses today.
- Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account it’ll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.
- Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. It’s pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.
- Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because I’m a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.
- Don’t bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.
- GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.
- If the fit isn’t perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.
- GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.
- PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.
- SUNGLASSES.
- FUCK
- It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.
- The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafter’s site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.
There’s also polette, eyebuydirect, glasseslit, and a few other really good/cheap ones!! I’ve bought from all of them and they’re legit!