every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday
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might as well tell the story behind that
so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”
her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”
now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:
“can you just ask him yourself”
she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”
“he never texts”
“i will tell him to text you”
and that brings us to
so the lesson is, my mom knows my dad’s tastes much better than i do
STOP TAGGING THIS GAY JERMA
this is jerma and antoni porowski’s future child
harrowing texts to receive out of context
there are a pair of feral cats that are always hanging out in my landlady’s garden and i watch them sunning themselves from my window almost every day. so we nicknamed them jerma and markiplier and well. jerma is pregnant
hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime
been seeing jerma a lot on my dash so i googled him and boy did that not fucking help one bit
So I’ve been getting recommended Jerma a lot on youtube and the first video I clicked this dude really just threw a WHOLE ASS INTERACTIVE CIRCUS for his twitch chat
I’m still losing it over this clip
Brief Explanation:
This is during Jerma’s carnival live stream event, where he hosted a literal carnival for Twitch viewers. He worked with a robotics team to set up machines controlled by chat (a la Twitch Plays Pokemon) to play carnival games like dunk tank or ring toss. This is one of the later ones, where you have to launch a ball at a tower of cans to knock all of them down.
The chat actually made two clean hits on the tower before this, and saw that the cans were very obviously weighed down and stuck to the table in carnival fashion. In the clip Jerma’s taunting the chat right as they manage to knock down the table itself, to everyone’s amazement.