i lost it with the salad
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My desk is near the hallway and through the open door I just heard a distant yelling of “fuck off, salad man”
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
“Billy needs therapy”
I literally started crying
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
leaves*
where are you going
it’s your own fault if you allow tumblr dot gov to like, taint words like “yearning” for you to the point where you basically develop a “cringe”-based aversion to all expressions of love and tenderness. that’s also a very very funny problem to have and maybe you can get it named after you if you act quick enough
CRINGE Son’s FAIL Report Card Compilation (VERY FUNNY)
God I feel bad for that kid
god i cannot express just how fucked up you are if you watch/give a shit about ‘youtube families....................truly unhinged behaviour
Imagine being a kid and your parents broadcast all of your failures and personal life to the world and you cant do shit about it because you're a child
Why is her date using chop sticks
Wtf is this lmao
we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired
im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????
The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well
where are they from send them home
This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

OMFG I DIED
Bear like “oh y’all giving neck out?🤔” lmao
yooo lmfao wild.
why is everyone in the notes of this being so rude. yall are cringe. let people have things, jesus. they arent hurting anyone by putting more thought into raising their child
They're not putting any thought into raising their child, they're having Star Racism handle it
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭