Anonymous asked:
Pssst.. hey! *looks around* I heard you got some dank memes.. How much for a hit??
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*disguises overwhelming depression and the quiet terror of being alive as dank memes*
2 dat bois
Anonymous asked:
dank memes
I am the dank meme dealer
I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads
Anonymous asked:
favorite physics concept but explained exclusively in memes?
schrodinger’s cat memes are a classic
Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.
Also don’t like. Lock your house pets in there.
On really bad days my coworkers will take turns hanging out in the walk-in cooler. I bet the cats really enjoy the temporary relief same as we do.
They absolutely do! And people don’t realize it but if you’ve got furry friends remember that they get hot too!