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I live in the Sci-Tech residence hall (so to set the scene - we’re all nerds) and one of the hall rules is ‘no pets’ but a lot of people on my floor were talking about how a robot isn’t technically a pet and so long story short about 15 people from the floor have been talking in the laundry room for over an hour about how to build a robot dog and get away with it
Tumblr asking for feedback, providing a text box, and then complaining when I put text in that text box, is honestly the most on-brand experience I can imagine
college gothic
- someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
- you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
- freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
- your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
- someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
- your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
- you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
- your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
- the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
- you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
- someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”
- you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
- the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
- the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.
- the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
- “communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.
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So a few people have asked where I find links to books, because they have all been searching for textbooks thus I created this post. Enjoy
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I hope that helped have a great year all <3
“The paternoster elevator at Prague City Hall. These door-less, continuously moving lifts are the 1860s invention of Peter Ellis, an architect from Liverpool, and were once popular all over Eastern Europe and Germany before production ended in the 1970s over safety concerns. ” Video courtesy Jada Yuan
you ever just instantly develop an irrational fear
So my dorm in my freshman year of college had a landline and for whatever reason it had the most ridiculously long cord. We also kept having problems with telemarketers calling at like 2 in the morning, so we would just fucking drag it to the end of the hall and chuck it down the stairwell and close the door on it before the cord could pull it back up the stairs
So my dorm in my freshman year of college had a landline and for whatever reason it had the most ridiculously long cord. We also kept having problems with telemarketers calling at like 2 in the morning, so we would just fucking drag it to the end of the hall and chuck it down the stairwell and close the door on it before the cord could pull it back up the stairs
definitelynotlele asked:
Not anymore. All the water sites closed and free distribution stopped months ago
Anonymous asked:
Fact: I love you and I will fight both of them and strangle that teacher with his own pride flag


