Ex Astris Scientia — I’ve become the family historian without ever...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’ve become the family historian without ever asking to be. My grandma used to be the family historian. She went and hunted down our family history through the scottish royal society or whatever and collected any newspaper clipping or shitty photograph of us she ever could. Then when she moved into the nursing home she looked at like 12yo me and was like “you’re the family historian now” like I was just gonna be the bearer of the curse or w/e. So now I’M spending my time digging through archives and fuckin census data from 1000 years ago and getting little prints of paintings of my descendants from when mf jesus was still fucking about

I've gotten back 2375 YEARS at that point it's just folklore so its not counted in the family tree but rather a secondary one with wishy washy info

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