Ex Astris Scientia β€” When I was really little I asked my mom if someone...

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When I was really little I asked my mom if someone at one point ruled the whole world and she probably just told me this bc her birthday is March 15 but she told me Caesar and I was like “the dude with the pizza?????”

her birthday is the ides mine is 2 days later on st patties which is funny bc I told my nephew that a while ago he was maybe 4 at the time and he thought that meant my mom was only 2 days older than me lmaoo

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#her birthday is the ides #he was maybe 4 at the time #2 days older than me lmaoo