Ex Astris Scientia — gaslightgallows: delicatelytoobear: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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eliciaforever

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

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mysticmiind

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

eliciaforever

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

gaslightgallows

And it’s kosher!

deadgodjess

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

delicatelytoobear

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

gaslightgallows

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”