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images-that-are-only-cursed answered:
I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?
That shrek one is threatening

How’d y'all leave out this one?




Brothers in arms
@hollowb00tijelly SHREK
Choose your fighter
Cartoon pilots
cursed images

You forgot this…
never forget doc and mharti
the signs as cursed images
I’m a materialistic Taurus from the swamps of Louisiana and the accuracy of this post really freaks me out
This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao
This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.
are you kidding this is my fucking dream car
Cursed image
Whoops I slipped and joined a band
Anonymous asked:
NICE
y’all i’m impulsively looking at houses I could reasonably afford and like look at this thing

it’s so fuckin??? small??
and then it’s got this weird deck

and it is???? very green inside???

i don’t even know what kind of room this is meant to be

I think this may be the kitchen but like… why are both the ceiling and walls bulging mysteriously

CURSED VERY RED NARROW ROOM WITH SINGLE CHEST HIGH OUTLET SLIGHTLY OFF CENTER

and it’s got a lovely view of…

INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND
Throwback to my favorite house in Pittsburgh
funniest statements from the magnus archives in no particular order:
- spiders, but they hate you personally
- that one guy who was paid to keep a clearly fucked up coffin in his living room and just decided to fucking ignore the weird shit. (king)
- band that is so bad at music that you die
- a pile of worms stole my phone and texted my coworkers
- man who admits he killed another man because he had a spooky vampire name
- guy who felt the need to just dunk on this one guy for 10 minutes because he was a shitty drug mule. he also got his bones stolen. this is only mentioned at the very end.
- twink with knife hands (cool)
- Two random men walked in and stole my shipping company
- fucked up monsters taking an anatomy class but are very polite and on time so its cool and sort of endearing.
- jon talking about how he has childhood trauma about an evil spider monster. only funny because i’m binge listening to this podcast and last week listened to him make fun of how stupid the idea of an evil spider monster is
- bone stealing man shows up again and opens a gym to help people get fucking shredded.
- the plumber who shows up to the middle of a creepy monster circus in the middle of the night, looks at the pipes overflowing with blood, goes “there’s your problem” and just fucking pulls out a mass of flesh and then…leaves.
- they literally just let him leave
- monsters have to invite him back to try and kill him again because he was so unfazed the first time
i’m super fond of the tax auditor who investigates a shop run by a gang of changeling creatures, notices the fake human in charge is acting weird but goes hey my nephew is autistic i get it no eye contact that’s cool no worries, and eventually concludes that whatever it is they’re doing in that shop it wasn’t tax fraud so it’s Not His Problem



























