Ex Astris Scientia — My mom is no fun she asked what I wanted for my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My mom is no fun she asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said “a million dollars” and she said “try again” so I was like “a billion-“ and before I could finish she was like “no”