Ex Astris Scientia — my blog is just my bedroom. so when i interact...

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angelnumbers

my blog is just my bedroom. so when i interact with my mutuals it's via landline and every time i leave a reply on a post im twirling the curly cord and probably painting my toenails or something

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kaijuno

when u see a photoset of cute sweaters 

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but all of the links for them go to beautiful.halo and they’re all “””one size fits all”””

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eta: did some research after not being able to make this post with “beautiful,halo” without having to space out the words and guess what? i couldn’t make the post with those words because beautiful.halo is a scam! and tumblr won’t let you make posts about them because it’s all a scam! fun fact! they rarely ship their products to their customers and it’s run by one person who sends spam fanmail on tumblr to people trying to get them to sponsor them! don’t buy from them!

tacoheadshark tacoheadshark

Please reblog. I know X-mas is coming up, and some posts advertise cheap and cute clothes. Please research websites before deciding to purchase.

reblogging for yall to see

Anonymous asked:

why are you trying so hard to defend the words "i hate kids" just take a step back and think about the exact phrasing. you dont like kids? cool youre free to not like kids, but just think about the anger behind the exact words "i hate kids"

cool I still don’t like kids

when u see a photoset of cute sweaters 

image

but all of the links for them go to beautiful.halo and they’re all “””one size fits all”””

image

eta: did some research after not being able to make this post with “beautiful,halo” without having to space out the words and guess what? i couldn’t make the post with those words because beautiful.halo is a scam! and tumblr won’t let you make posts about them because it’s all a scam! fun fact! they rarely ship their products to their customers and it’s run by one person who sends spam fanmail on tumblr to people trying to get them to sponsor them! don’t buy from them!

starsmaysay
kaijuno

when u see a photoset of cute sweaters 

image

but all of the links for them go to beautiful.halo and they’re all “””one size fits all”””

image

eta: did some research after not being able to make this post with “beautiful,halo” without having to space out the words and guess what? i couldn’t make the post with those words because beautiful.halo is a scam! and tumblr won’t let you make posts about them because it’s all a scam! fun fact! they rarely ship their products to their customers and it’s run by one person who sends spam fanmail on tumblr to people trying to get them to sponsor them! don’t buy from them!

tacoheadshark tacoheadshark

Please reblog. I know X-mas is coming up, and some posts advertise cheap and cute clothes. Please research websites before deciding to purchase.

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IS THAT WHO KEEPS SENDING ME FANMAIL TELLING THEM TO CLICK ON THEIR ADS SO THEY CAN GET ROADS REPAVED OR GO TO BEAUTY SCHOOL IN EUROPE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STORY THEY’VE COME UP WITH THIS WEEK

bpdvagabond bpdvagabond

shit i bought some clothes from them before i knew it was a scam and the whole thing was a mess tbh

the sizes were wildly inaccurate, it took 30 days to get to me despite claiming shipping would be “5 to 15 days”, and i only got it period because i wouldn’t stop hassling customer service (after 20 days of waiting with no word and a broken tracking number)

and frankly a couple of the things were way uglier in person than on the site. don’t risk it

kaijuno
kaijuno

I’ve started watching Bill Nye Saves the World and I’ve come to the conclusion that he does whatever he wants and he doesn’t give a shit

kaijuno

I’m gonna cry he did an episode on sex and sexuality and talked about differences between sex and gender and my god he used the words “cis male” to describe someone and I’ve NEVER heard those words said on a tv show before and he talked about how it’s a spectrum I love Bill Nye????? We don’t deserve him????

kaijuno

You guys don’t understand this is literally the only validating piece of popular media I have ever seen in my LIFE

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thwippersnapple

Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!

bisexualbaker

[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]

[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]

Chuck Tingle is a gift.

bisexualbaker

OMG the summary:

Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.

Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?

Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.

Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.

This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

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