Ex Astris Scientia — list of mundane things that feel like ancient...

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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

  • cleaning or wipe your bare feet
  • breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
  • putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
  • eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
  • seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
  • cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
  • the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
  • when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

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Anonymous asked:

you should totally write that space book! i would back you 100%, it sounds really interesting. would it be dystopian or will the characters have self awareness of their history?

They’d totally be self aware and they’re going to be aware of the fact that humanity will end with them if they don’t find another habitable planet like I’m imagining them lost on a spaceship somewhere in the interstellar medium because they destroyed the earth and I actually began building the history that lead to this up in my head while I was trying to sleep

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