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monkey instincts
I’m...not the only one?
Captioning this because it feels really weird to have a tiktok about Deaf people without captions:
Throughout the video, the song Funkytown is playing
Bianca: Pros and cons of having a Deaf brother
Brother, signing: hi
Bianca: Sometimes it’s hard to get his attention
Bianca: waves hand, slams hand on back of chair, eventually throws a pillow at him
Brother, signing: what?
Bianca: I don’t have to run all the way up to him to talk to him
Bianca, both spoken and signing: you ugly
Brother, signing: you ugly
The slow surrender of his hand is everything.
This video gave me life
Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.
tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*
vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*
Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram
Wtf 😳
did this nigga build a whole house…caveman style?
I know a lot of guys who can’t even cook dinner on their own. Wow. Mind blown.
I’ve seen other videos he’s done too, this one took him 102 days.
(http://www.wideopenspaces.com/man-builds-tile-roofed-hut-entirely-hand-deep-forest-video/)
That’s dope
That was amazing. I wish we were all taught these sort of life skills
This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom.
^This is NOT TRUE. Common snapping turtles do have very long necks and can reach most of their body with either claws or mouth…except for right behind the head. The two safe ways to hold a snapper are with one hand directly behind the head and one hand directly above the tail or with two hands holding the shell on either side of the tail. Still do not attempt without proper training/experience though.
Edit: I believe the one in this video is actually an alligator snapping turtle which have comparatively short necks and don’t do lunging, snapping bites the same way common snapping turtles do (which is why the guy has to put the item in the turtle’s mouth for it to bite).
the-awkward-turt is 100% right! I worked with snappers all summer and I’ve been helping them cross the road since I was a little kid… Best strategy is behind the head and above the tail, or both hands on either side of the tail.
Still, if you’re inexperienced and you have to help one cross the road, get them to bite onto a stick and (gently) drag them, or better yet, just use a shovel to pick them up!
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
No seriously you need to watch this.
It’s worth the watch to see what a massive difference lighting, make up, hairstyling and image editing can do to a person. Shows anyone with access to all these things can look pretty damn great too, not just celebs.
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I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down
fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video
😂😂😂
[Video id:
John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.
John: "...my hand in front of my face-"
Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"
John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.
Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.
John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."
Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."
John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."
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