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This is a masterpiece

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

A universal experience.

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

Are you telling me the hairstyle I strive for is from the bullet proof music video from 2009

I feel like this video transcends the language barrier.

only good tik tok video

Man, filming: We only have one sausage left, so we’re giving it to our beloved Neza. Here, Neza.

[Neza the dog takes it and runs off]

Man, as he and the woman pull out food: Hurry, hurry! It smells so good.

[camera pans over to the dog who’s watching from the doorway. Beat. Music plays.]