My dad: Get that cat out of my house!!!! I don’t want another cat!!
My dad:
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In light of Fall Out Boy’s GARBAGE cover of the song. Let’s learn about the original. Notice how they’re actually in chronological order instead of just random references 😒😒😒😒
My bf is more of a dog person and never really liked cats much.
But when we moved in together, I brought my cat. He acted for a while like he didn't like the boy, but I'd catch him in the corner of my eye petting him and hugging him, picking him up like an airplane, holding him.
His health declined pretty rapidly over the last few months. I was working so much I barely had time to notice. My bf would try to keep me updated; "He isn't eating as much so I started spoonfeeding him" "he's been spending a lot of time in the bathroom so moved his mat in there" "the vet said to give him his pills twice a day so I've been taking my vitamins with his midday pill" "he wet the bed again, sorry there's sheets all over the bathroom"
I was under so much stress from work, I couldn't handle the thought that my baby boy's health was declining. On occasion I'd go out, I'd invite my boyfriend. "I can't leave the boy" he'd say.
Last Sunday he took a turn for the worst. He could no longer even walk up the stairs to the bed (I got him little pet stairs because he was having trouble jumping up and down a few weeks ago). We laid with him all night. My boyfriend, especially, was extremely upset and holding him and kissing his head.
I joked that he hadn't wanted a cat in the first place, that he's turned into one of those dads that didn't want a cat, and he started to tear up.
"Dad's don't want pets because they don't want the grief of losing them," he said.
When we had to put the boy down on Tuesday, it was the hardest thing I've ever done. The both of us were sobbing. I'd never seen him cry that hard.
Dad's don't want pets, not because they won't love that pet with everything they have, but because they've been through the grief of losing a pet and are trying to protect themselves from going through it again.
I’m sorry I hope you don’t mind me reblogging but I burst into 1000 tears and I’m so sorry for your loss and you’re 100% correct
I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.
Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?
Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?
Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,
Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,
Lizzo: Are you alone boy?
Griffin: Where’s my boy?!
Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,
Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!
Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:
Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!
Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,
Justin: dirty boys,
Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,
Griffin: really rowdy boys,
Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,
Griffin: my sweet boy!
Lizzo: getcha nails did,
Justin: my BOY!!
Lizzo: I like a big beard,
Griffin: little punk boi,
Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,
Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!
Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!
Griffin: There’s a good boy!
Justin: (hey), heyy!
Griffin: hey there’s a-
Justin: -that’s…
Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!
Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!
Anonymous asked:
When I was little I had a boy guinea pig and then I got another guinea pig which was a boy. Except when suddenly there were tiny babies we found out she was a girl. And then we have the story of my friend. She had a boy bunny and then she got a second bunny. They said it was a boy. But later that day she takes it back like are you totally sure it's a boy and they doublechecked and said yes. So then we joked about like lol Oscar's a bottom but actually Oscar was a girl. There were baby buns.
Awww bbs
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
- rats
- mice
- gerbils
- hamsters
- miniature hamsters
- goldfish
- painted turtles
- parakeets
- parrots
- cats
- dogs
- pigs
- calfs
- crawdads
- ants
- frogs
- toads
- miniature horses
- salamanders
- bobcat, once
- tortoise, once
- deer
- elk
- moose
- buffalo
- gardener snake, as I was rehabbing it
i painted………………. a boy.
This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones.
i painted………………. a boy.
This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones.
Date a boy who forgives you for your past
date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge
date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson