27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
he was in the fridge!!!
ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but.... the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha
the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there... idk if I’d ever recover
When mom comes home early and you forgot to take out the tortoise to defrost 😩
Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN
me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation
How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.
How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Anonymous asked:
Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
Hello fellow kids
Youre telling me tumblr user kaijuno is a real person? With a face n stuff?? And not just the funny internet guy?????
That is just my meat suit don’t worry about it
I was not ready for tumblr user kaijuno to be exceptionally attractive. They’re funny and hot?? Bro I have to say you’re not real I can’t handle that
💜
Your hair is so well dyed I'm tempted to color pick from it
Oooooooh
I did actually color pick from your hair and I got these three beautiful colors. I have no idea what I'll use them for but if anyone else wants them here they are so you don't have to go through the trouble of finding the best shades from the hair pixels.
This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny
this is so cute
Hello fellow kids
Youre telling me tumblr user kaijuno is a real person? With a face n stuff?? And not just the funny internet guy?????
That is just my meat suit don’t worry about it
I was not ready for tumblr user kaijuno to be exceptionally attractive. They’re funny and hot?? Bro I have to say you’re not real I can’t handle that
💜
Your hair is so well dyed I'm tempted to color pick from it
Oooooooh
“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.
IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY
happy pride month you can’t block the gay
Didn’t the girl in the post like, out him at school and basically ruin his life?
outing people is soooo funny wow good job you fucking prick
I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
This is BONECHILLING
I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ
