I’m reading the Holes original post-apocalyptic nuclear war script and I’m sad that it was never made. Like Holes is good the way it is but this script is fucking wild

I had a dream last night where Onision was harassing me and trying to get me to go out with him and y’all on here were telling me to date him for the clout I hate all of you

During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.