‘I fucking hate this family’
please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks
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Anonymous asked:
my sibling wants 25 dogs, but one of their roommates said that they couldnt have more than 2 so my sib was like ‘okay, only two dogs... and 23 cats.’ i swear to god, if they genuinely get that many pets, i will both be in heaven and in hell because i love animals but i’m like deathly allergic to fur and cats and dogs but i love them so much
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
my coworkers and i have this running joke where whenever it gets quiet in the warehouse someone will do jar jar dirty talk voice and yesterday it was quiet and someone said "meesa wants sloppy toppy" and I look over to our middle aged manager who just had to listen to that and she was just
This is second only to “can I get a hoooonyahh” and everyone screeching HOOOOONYAAAAAH
I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”
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I lost my MIND at the packing peanuts one holy FUCK
I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”
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Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs
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“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)
my drivers get chased around by dogs when trying to deliver packages a lot which is actually a pretty big issue keep ur fucking dogs in the house when someone’s delivering stuff but the objectively funniest dog-encounter-injury I’ve seen was someone who got a bloody nose running away from someone’s chihuahua and they ran into a low hanging branch bc they weren’t looking where they were going
bulbassist-deactivated20190707 asked:
At the March For Science in Austin I saw a sign on this adorable little dog that said "My name is Beaker! My mom's are scientists!" and it was the cutest thing in the world. The couple had three dogs and the dogs had their own Instagram, @sciencedogs. I feel so blessed from this sight that I am compelled to share the good news.
Beautiful
honestly dogs don’t even matter once they’re past the puppy stage like dogs older than that are just irrelevant…put em in the garbage
Anonymous asked:
I wanted to thank you, from the bottom of my heart for the pets quality content you post. Truly, always the cutest and funniest pets tiktoks, and I appreciate it very much
i just rb anything cute that i find i cant help myself