27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
bill-nye-official-blog asked:
I accidentally said "Hey there, lemme show you my meat situation." in a deep, southern accent in front of a bunch of people today
kaijuno answered:
That wasn’t an accident that was the soul of like James Madison possessing you
this is how he convinced Thomas Jefferson to let him be vice president
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#kaiasktortoisesandcrystals asked:
Behold
tortle
fatherfigured asked:
here’s the puppy i’m currently fostering his name is lou and he’s the sweetest dog you will ever meet such a cuddler
Anonymous asked:
do yall keep the frogs at frog-activating temps or are they cooled to keep them easy to handle? is there a frog sex dungeon. how big is the warehouse (how many frogs)
they are cooled
Anonymous asked:
Is the STEM world trans friendly ? Got accepted to CalTech.
In my experience, about 90% of the STEM folk I worked with were lgbtq+ people themselves, and were obviously very supportive of their trans coworkers/students.
However, oldass professors were a bit hard to deal with. But they will die soon anyways <3
innervoidcatsworld asked:
If you're still accepting pet pics, would you like to see my Twixie and our taco pillow or tucked into bed with her unicorn toy (her cat bed is the fluffy gray thing on the left in the second pic that she refuses to use)?
leander-ligo asked:
Who gives better sloppy toppy: Jar Jar or General Akbar?
jar jar have u seen mans tongue
Anonymous asked:
Can't believe that JFK wouldn't even show up for LBJ's inauguration...
Umm???? he totally was there???? On jackie’s coat????????
Anonymous asked:
*kills you*
thank u
Anonymous asked:
Could you elaborate on the Neil Degrasse thing? I've never heard that about him before
ugh I don’t have the time to go through all my personal experiences with him but the dude is always like “ooohooohoh you celebrate new years and yet god is fake and religious people are stupid” and “uroufduoajif religion is the reason we don’t live in a utopia today” and “’gljadhfbksd YOUR BELIEF IN THE UNPROVEN MAKES YOU FUCKING STUPID AND YOU NEED TO DIE” and hey also he’s been accused of sexual harassment multiple times
Dude’s a cunt
here’s some whatever
Anonymous asked:
How big would my asscheeks have to be for their clap to break the sound barrier
Silly, it’s not a matter of how big, but of how fast your cheeks would have to clap. And that speed would have to be roughly 767mph
