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i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny
transcrito: La banda, acabo aconocieron un animal. que me dieron que es este? parece que un pato. velen las patas largas EY QUiETO PUTO he expilcarlo. he materon en zoologicano y se voy a reir. Pero es un animal raro AAAAAAAAAAA ME PICo ME pincho mi AAAAA ME ESTA PRESTANDO PICANDO BANDA AAAAAAAA CUREDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUTO SUELTAME LA BELGA
transcript: Look, y’all. Look how weird this thing i found is. Can you tell me what it is? it looks like a duck, look at the long feet HEY QUIT IT SLUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING! I’m going to the zoolologist and he’s gonna laugh. But you can see it’s a weird animal AAAAaAAaAAAAA It’s PINCHING ME IT’S PINCHING AAAAAAAAA ITS STARTED TO PINCH ME YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAA CURE AAAAAAAAAA SLUT LET GO OF ME YOU BELGIAN
The actual translation is closer to:
What’s up guys, I just chased this animal, can someone tell me what kind of animal it is? Look. It’s weird, I found it and thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, oh my god. Hey, calm down asshole, don’t peck me! My mom has a zoo in her house, I’m going to take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal– AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, IT PECKED ME, FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! AAAAAAAAAA, LOOK GUYS, IT’S PECKING ME! AAAAA, MOTHERFUCKER, AAAAA, YOU LITTLE BITCH, LET GO OF ME, FUCK, AAAAA!!!!
a team of the most skilled writers in the country couldn’t achieve the same visceral reaction to anything that this clip got out of me the first time i saw it
Anonymous asked:
Ey yo mamá have you seen the stuff going down with the pro abortion law in Argentina? It's pretty gnarly and it's getting quite a bit of international attention, give your thoughts tell me what chu think bout it
I haven’t heard anything? I try not to watch the news tho
Anonymous asked:
Ey, I read that Flint's water is getting cleaner, hope you're doing well
It’s literally not. Flint’s water will stay just as poisoned as it has been until they start replacing pipes.
And the damage is already done anyway. My nieces and nephews are literally having seizures because the lead levels are so high. My aunt is in the hospital from it. I know so many families that have had their children taken away because water bills are some of the highest in the nation, annually more than $500 above the average and people can’t afford that. After 90 days of not being able to pay the water bills they shut off your water and they can condemn your home because of it. With no running water, CPS will take your kids and you can lose your home. Kids are being either poisoned or stripped from their families because of this. The damage has already been done.
British food look like this
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:
This is British food:
Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:
So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.
*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*
me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint
waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna
Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there
y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay
I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s
and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god
The Nightly Show, April 7, 2015
But lobster and sushi is food??? How can you be mad at them for buying food with their food stamps????
what I’ve gathered from this is that they want to bar poor people from buying a) expensive food and b) cheap food
The only conclusion here is that they literally want poor people to die, not that I needed to know this bill existed to know that
Yeah pretty much. But it’s no secret America hates poor people.
If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes.
WHO SAID FOOD
I WANT FOOD
WHAT EVEN IS FOOD
FOOOOOOOOOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEE
yall brits have got to accept that your food looks like hot garbage 99.9% of the time. I get it. You wanna be proud of your food or w/e. But it looks like sewage. My gran is from scotland and I have eaten plenty of food that looks like it was found in a dump. It doesn’t taste bad, no, but it looks like a war crime.
Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)
billi want food
billi get food later?
billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.