So…Vampire Princess Detectives?
…ngl I’d watch the FUCK out of that series.
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Lorde is most definitely a vampire
And I think the reason she’s so touch and go with being in the spotlight is because she broke her pact with the vampire inquisition to lead an average and ordinary life (as she’s immortal) but she wanted to be a singer so she’s on the run from the inquisition and has to go into hiding a lot
Same thing with Keanu Reeves
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Ah yes, vulpecula. The vampire constellation. Greek for little vampire.
Latin for Fox as well I believe
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I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire
the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great
look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.
whenever the summaries are talking about garnet, amethyst, AND pearl, theyre just called “the Gems”. why would they specifically say that only Steven, Garnet, and Amethyst were chasing after the monster loose in the temple? why wouldnt pearl help?
WHAT IF PEARL IS THE MONSTER. WHAT IF PEARL GETS CORRUPTED AND STEVEN HAS TO LEARN HOW TO UNCORRUPT GEMS UNDER THE MOST DIRE OF CIRCUMSTANCES
PRAY FOR PEARL
If vampires were real there’d be an MLM trying to sell you ineffective anti-vampire creams and an MLM trying to sell you fake training courses to turn you into a vampire.
You got anything against gay men’s work ethic or
nevermind