Come at my place tonight. You’ll reign over the skies. | By @iambrandon747 on IG.
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My aesthetic is white walls and dark oak trim and maps of everything and lots and lots of plants
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tom brady married giselle bundchen in 2009 after being set up on a blind fucking date and she said he smiled and she was like "wow he's so beautiful" and so they got married and have some kids.
now, if you don't know. giselle is defintely a witch. tom brady has called her a witch before, saying that she gives him altars and crystals and rituals so that he'll win his game. she wills things into existence with intentions and had a major role in his career working - not just with her witchcraft but she also supplemented his salary at one point so the patriots could make room for other players. she's literally made his career. she's done that. yes, he's talented, but the luck they've had.... all giselle.
SO THEN we all knew he was going to retire right? it was announced he was going to be an announcer with Al Michaels and that was so cool because like finally he's going to retire!! we will be free!! and them adam fucking schefter went and announced it to the entire world via twitter before tom brady said anything definitive about it! and lo and behold, while we all knew he was going to retire, he suddenly decided to NOT retire.
NOW the reason it was becoming apparent he was going to retire was because giselle hates tampa bay, she's been like at home mom with their kids and put her career on pause/slow down while she was his cheering wife, AND she definitely wanted him to retire. like it's so clear. in the nfl playoffs, the bucs lost when they could've won fr, and he got called for a penalty AND he bled during the game.
this season, he has NOT been doing well and he looks progressively like the life force is being sucked out of him by the minute. giselle hasn't gone to any of his home games, just the kids have, and she hasn't been in the same state at times and she was seen not wearing her wedding ring and it's a full moon and he plays today so like. mark this down. she's making moves.
anyway. giselle is the most powerful witch of all time and she's destroying tom brady.
we are the Cows
and wen the sky
haf sent its chylde
from clouds up high
down to our playce
of field and grayne
we say well come
we lik the playne
It’s been a while since I saw a new bredlik I liked. Nicely done. :D
Takanori Aiba
Hailing from Yokohama, Japan, Takanori Aiba creates “dimensional” works of art combining his knowledge and past experience in maze illustration and architectural work. Aiba incorporates the traditional technique and aesthetic approach that is similarly found in the art of Bonsai grooming.
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During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.
I had a dream last night where Onision was harassing me and trying to get me to go out with him and y’all on here were telling me to date him for the clout I hate all of you
The clam before the storm
What an aesthetically pleasing meme.
I think this is it. My aesthetic. The sea, a beautiful sky, and a pun.
I saw an INTJ / Scientist aesthetic board a while back that was all pink pastels and glittery and WRONG so I made my own based off of my aesthetics, as an INTJ scientist
that before rain feeling when the clouds are puffy and the sky is grey and everything looks slightly foggy and tired and you can smell the rain before it even hits the ground and that is a really good feeling