27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
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Tbhhhhhhhhhhhh
Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.
I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.
Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.
This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.
2. Bird
3. Bird
4. Not a Bird
[furiously taking notes]
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
So a few nights ago mom found a kitten in the garage and she was alone and crying. Later the next day I came home from work and heard her crying, except I thought it was a bird at first because why would there be a kitten crying? And I brought it up to mom and she was like “haha yeah some bird…” Then that night mom was like “okay so that bird crying might be a kitten and she might be in our garage…” she was still out there and crying so we gave her a little makeshift bed and some food. Over the course of the day she wormed her way into the house. Her name is Ali (after Muhammad Ali). She’s got some eye trouble and she cries a lot but she’s very cuddly and the loudest purrer I’ve ever heard. We took her to the vet this morning. She’s 4 weeks old and about 1 pound. She has an upper respiratory infection but other than that she’s in good health!
Takahē bird in Te Anau eating Grass, Nate Sundance-Kid
A whole flightless new zealand bird whose existence I just keep forgetting somehow :(
Kiwis steal all the spotlight
#oh he’s round #they really know how to make a bird in Aotearoa
YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT WE DO
So a few nights ago mom found a kitten in the garage and she was alone and crying. Later the next day I came home from work and heard her crying, except I thought it was a bird at first because why would there be a kitten crying? And I brought it up to mom and she was like “haha yeah some bird…” Then that night mom was like “okay so that bird crying might be a kitten and she might be in our garage…” she was still out there and crying so we gave her a little makeshift bed and some food. Over the course of the day she wormed her way into the house. Her name is Ali (after Muhammad Ali). She’s got some eye trouble and she cries a lot but she’s very cuddly and the loudest purrer I’ve ever heard. We took her to the vet this morning. She’s 4 weeks old and about 1 pound. She has an upper respiratory infection but other than that she’s in good health!
This is him now btw
