Happy Out of Touch Thursday
I feel like I have to remind everyone of this videos existence every few years
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I feel like I have to remind everyone of this videos existence every few years
because I think we could all use some good vibes and smile right now
Awwww, my vid showed up on my dash!! I made this video!
Ha and this reminds me, I have approximately 500 half-finished Kirk/Spock vids from 2009-2013 sitting on my external hard drive right now. Like… what am I DOING with my life?
I have met the creator. Thank u for this piece of modern art
some day ill be able to post this on thursday
it’s out of touch thursday
Okayyyy FootWork!
we will never get a truly out of touch thursday like we did last thursday
the council evaluates this season’s orb harvest
you know, i had no idea that this thing was animatronic when i made that comment, but the fact that my shitpost caption happens to perfectly describe the sculpture even after seeing it in action unnerves me
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
whats up you shitposts loving fucks
oh great here comes the meme loving asshole
shitpost loving fucks: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo
meme loving assholes: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
the bots now doall our discourse for us
thank god
THAT’S IT
I CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PSEUDORANDOM BOT NONSENSE AND ACTUAL PEOPLE ANYMORE
WHAT EVEN IS REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if it makes you feel any better, the “thank god” part was human
you can pretty much tell because i literally programmed 0 grammar into memelovingbot. it just sticks meme phrases in other meme phrases. memes are just so goddamn incoherant already that it sounds legit
way to ruin my immersion
think of it this way: you, too, can make terrible robot garbage like memelovingbot, because it is simple and fun to learn to make robots specifically designed to make jokes you, their creator, will laugh at
i have a robot army that i basically designed to make it easier for me to laugh at my own jokes. i am the ultimate bot dad
i’m robot mom
Programmers tried for generations to create a program that could pass the Turing Test. They made ever more complex conversational bots, but to no avail. How could any of us have known that it wasn’t a more intelligent bot that was needed but a less intelligent humanity?
it’s not less intelligent we just gave up on grammar in favor of joke. memes are better. everything is better. intelligence is a bullshit racist/ableist/classist/sexist social construct that doesn’t really measure anything except the abilities to do whatever brain things are most rewarded by the oppressive overclass anyway, it fails to get enormous quantities of valuable and interesting kinds of skills and talents that humans have in favor of a few rigid categories that are defined and tested by people only interested in reinforcing a marginalizing, oppressive status quo
up with memes down with that capitalist bullshit imo
Bees are pretty.
We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger