Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

GI JOEEEEEE

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

FUCK

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

The ancient times

Llamas with Hats

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

adults have spent the last 15 months obsessing over forcing kids back into in-person schooling regardless of the risks and without vaccines or proper mitigation measures and now kids are using the pandemic to fight back against a school system that’s an oppressive mental health-destroying horror on its best day, and I’m supposed to think this is a bad thing? idk fellow grups it sounds like you fucked around and found out

Musk has done more to further human progress in a few years than most do in a lifetime.

How’s that boot taste?

“Progress” should never come at the expense of human life. Never. Flat out.

How about an actual source cause this article sounds like bs.

The source is the Guardian, which is one of the most trusted newspapers out there.

But it’s “fake news” when they say something you don’t like, right?

Here’s the LA Times

Here’s CNBC

And is those are too Looney Leftist for you, here’s Fox Business

Progress comes at a price. You don’t like your job? Get a new one.

It’s not like he’s forcing you to work for him so if you think it’s dangerous, drop it, stop it and jump off to your dream job.

Can I make that a slogan

Drop it and stop it

You know, I’m going to step this past snarky gif use to an actual response here.

You are either young and incredibly naive or rich and live in a bubble, because for the large majority of workers, you can’t just leave your job.

78% of workers say they live paycheck to paycheck, there’s no savings to fall back on. You lose that job without another in line? You’re a month, probably less than, from being homeless. The vast majority of people do not have access to the privilege to even think about presuing their dreams so assholes like Musk can build ego rockets and the Waltons can own a yacht with another yacht inside.

The general population in the US is this creepy fucking combination if a) so fucking duped by this American Dream shit that’s still got its claws in everyone and b) zero empathy for anyone whose experience is even mildly different from their own. Man, I have lived here damn near my entire life and I don’t fucking trust us.

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

Reminder that ancient alien theory was literally invented to reconcile racist White Man's Burden bullshit with all the evidence that brown people had this social organization and engineering shit on lock when Europe still believed in a "protective layer of dirt" to prevent disease.