the BBC actually banned this part of the episode in the UK for 17 years
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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
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Scottish Tory six chip twat.
I didn’t think you could gentrify fish ‘n’ chips. I didn’t think you could gentrify fish ‘n’ chips. I didn’t think you coul-
I thought they were fucking joking about the six chips. Scottish Tory Shitebag.
This works perfectly because if you’re in it for money, this sort of thing might encourage you to pick another job. If you’re getting into politics because there are actual problems you want solved? Sticks and stones.
I did not think that I was going to scroll down and see fish and chips that deserved those comments, I really absolutely did not
today i learned that Jews in Ireland used to call an goyische Irish person “beitz” or “beitzimer” (pl) which in hebrew is EGG. because “eggs” in yiddish is “eyer”. (get it?? because eyer-ish?)
irish goyim:
irish jews:
In 1847 during the Irish potato famine, the Choctaw Nation of Native Americans donated $147 to assist with famine relief. An Irish town built a memorial to thank Native Americans. (source)
According to Wikipedia it was actually $710 and when you adjust for inflation it makes just under $20,000. I’ve heard people making fun of this like it was some crappy amount of money that they donated but it was a pretty big deal.
Good guy Choctaws
Look listen did you know we aren’t taught about this in school??? In Northern Ireland where I live?? We’re taught about the famine and how many Irish people died and why and how many went to America etc but we are NOT taught that a) the English REFUSED to give aid and in fact TOOK MORE FOOD and that b) Native Americans sent money AND grain!! To a country they weren’t even close to! That they’d barely even heard of!! Why aren’t we taught this? (I fucking know why)
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…
@black-infinity-parked-outside i cant 😂😂😂😂😂
Anonymous asked:
wow I'm also Irish and Nordic and its true. s/o to my Scandinavian mother for marrying my Irish/Scottish father and producing white-squared-expect-skin-cancer-at-25 children
It gets worse I’m a ginger I can’t even leave my house without burning
If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!
last time i trusted an irish guy i walked home at 4am with my bra in my handbag so lets see
ah yes
never trust the irish
It’s just a modest proposal
y'all hear they’re bringing an alcoholic energy drink to Ireland?? anyway i’m planning to chug 40 of the bastards and enter a new plane of existence
Irish self care is mixing Guinness with Red Bull, downing 40 of the shits, and astral projecting in an abandoned Tesco car park at 3 AM
Irish people, I NEED to know: What do you think of these weird shirts that rednecks in my home town wear?
Yeah, that's about what I expected
Americans hear “Irish Republicans fought the Black and Tans” and assume that every one of those words mean what they think it means.
Conservative MP Steve Double BANNED from cafes in his Cornwall constituency over free school meals vote - Cornwall Live
I am very much here for MPs seeing real consequences to their actions.
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