Scenes from the Southern bottomlands
mdlksdfsd my fave thing is when ppl outside of florida ask “how do alligators even get in ur pools??? how do they get into ur yards???”
alligators can climb fences. they do this a lot
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@ the replies - absolutely alligators can climb fences!! chain link fences are easier for them bc they can get a grip on them, but yep alligators climb fences to get into peoples pools + canals + backyards
i would like to add that alligators wont chase you/attack you unless you provoke them, but yes they absolutely climb fences and ladders and basically everything all the time
I am dying.
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i used to think there was nothing in ohio but after watching coyote peterson videos for 4 months straight i can now conclude that there are two things in ohio. coyote peterson and snapping turtles
and astronauts
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In florida we use alligators to wipe
I know I’ve been there as a child. They gave me a baby one
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
this is the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators
louisiana is fuckin wild
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Finally a practical application for platform shoes: flooding(not to make light of serious flooding, just the 2 inches of water sort of flooding)
I will STRUT on these hoes
Florida
On the Cracked podcast they were talking about why we get so much crazy news from Florida. Apparently most states have laws that conceal details about crimes from the media, but not Florida. In any other state they would only know that an assault occurred, but in Florida they have instant access to the crazy details. Stuff like this probably happens everywhere, but we’ll never hear about it.
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize Manatee is a city name.
i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless
crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING FLORIDA?!
Election drama? Florida! Hurricane? Florida! Bath salt zombies eating people’s faces? Florida!
Oh yes ooohhh yesssss