Ex Astris Scientia — Brooooo I went to my financial advisor today and...

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Brooooo I went to my financial advisor today and it’s 10am in the fucking morning and I’m half asleep in this fancy ass office and the dudes associate comes in with what I THOUGHT was glasses of Pepsi bc he had an open Pepsi can next to it and he gives me one and I’m like “oh nice Pepsi” BECAUSE ITS 10 AM IN THE MORNING

IT WAS SCOTCH