testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack
how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes
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testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack
how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes
This post is getting marked NSFW and I think that’s a travesty.
You’re wrong, the lack of railings is the very definition of NSFW
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This should have been on the English language dvd extras.
this is nsfw young lady
I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
put in the tags how you pronounce “nsfw” in your head
Yeah I know you wanna be progressive and all about titties not being explicit but if I can still lose my job because you wanna be edgy and not tag ya damn titties with NSFW bitch better TAG YA DAMN TITTIES
I remember when I was about 14 years old. My family had a computer we all shared because this was before everyone had their own computers.
Well
Being the deviant weeb I was back then, I had been collecting hundreds of nsfw gay drawings of various anime boys.
Now, I was very good at hiding these pictures in layers of files that no body had time to search through so I thought my secret was safe.
One day my mom brings home something called a ‘zune’. These were slightly before/same time the iPods were becoming popular but iPods ultimately won.
When my mom attached the zune to the computer it downloaded ALL pictures on the desktop regardless of what file they were in.
I came home to my porn on the screen and I slipped away into my room. A sense of complete dread filling my body.
I had my youngest sister go out to see how bad it really was.
There on the screen was a naked drooling Naruto character in bondage. My sister bowed her head and told me there was no hope…I was a dead man.
To this day. Almost 10 years later.
My mom has never talked about it.
There was never a talk.
It haunts me to this day..
I didn’t mention that in order to get all those pictures off her zune. She had to click on them one by one and delete them manually.
She had to see every single picture I had ever saved on that computer.
She saw it all.