Gay culture is reblogging Gay Culture Is posts knowing full well that’s not gay culture but rather mental illness and social alienation 

Gay culture is being terrified to open a picture message in public because it might be a nude 🙃

The Gays: *make obviously facetious jokes about Gay Culture™️ and how heteros are banned from certain activities and behaviours for fun*

The Heteros: I can’t believe this violent bigotry I have been subjected to this is the worst act of intolerance in recorded history how can you gays hope to attract allies if you continue to use hateful language like this I just literally can’t even *hyperventilates and dies*

The Gays:

rural worm culture is fantasizing about living in a city with public transportation because you

i just realized i typed worm culture instead of gay culture. this post is cancled

NASA t-shirts are gay culture

My personal favorite LGBT memes:

• “Harold, they’re lesbians”
  
• “[Anything completely irrelevant to the LGBT community but happens to be enjoyed by many LGBT people] is gay culture”
• “I’m not heterophobic I have a straight friend”
• Acting like Macklemore is the savior of the LGBT community
• Insisting the Babadook is gay
  
• Posts that exaggerate how straight people write gay people (But let’s be real is it really exaggerating?)
• “6 months on HRT” [Picture of something unrelated] “vs 4 years on HRT” [Picture of something vaguely similar but drastically different]
  
• “There are only two genders” [Two pictures that are completely unrelated to gender]
  
• “LGBT stands for:” [One or all the letters are changed to completely irrelevant things. Notably if one letter is changed it’s usually the T, or even the B]. (Example: “LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, uhh… Transformers…”)
  
• Using football as a way to reference straight people without outright saying it, as if you’re too hesitant to say “straight/heterosexual” out loud

Honestly all of them are good but I can’t be here all day