Revolutionary.
“I’m kidding don’t do that” 😂😂
For all the “dude is gender neutral” people consider this alternative.
?????? NATIONAL HERO???
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ALTthis person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe
not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word
just htought i'd let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me
star wars is so funny like we have two movies now dedicated to how everyones tryin to destroy the death star and every scene with a character is like Im So Afraid Of This Giant Metal Death Orb but luke skywalker showed up day one to the rebellion and was like this bitch empty! YEET
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.
Dude it’s from spongebob
which tumblr url are you?
a canon url - blog mostly unrelated to url
short one word url - most likely to start shit with a random, aesthetic blogger
ultra short url (4 and less) - aesthetic blogger, sweet but quiet/shy
long url (10+ letters) - endless stream of consciousness all the times, no limits
meme url - bad person with a lot of friends
anime related url - makes gifs, nerd, barred from heaven
url with a fetish in it - aggressively single, will get mad about this post
steampunk url - bad taste, lusts after big ben
hyphenated url - couldn’t get the good version, tag is empty cause it doesnt work
numbers in place of a vowel - blogline miami: wrong url
video game url - makes/posts gifs, genuinely excited about all video games
Every time he said “ma’am” you could tell he really was saying “bitch” in his head and it meant so much to me
Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore a rifle around a college campus after a major school shooting.
Hi, I’m a journalism student at Kent State University. Everyone here hates Kaitlin with a passion. She gives our university such a bad name. We do not claim her. She is the biggest coward I have ever encountered. I saw her on campus recently and I went up to her to ask her a question (because I am a journalist and that’s what I do) and she could SEE the hatred in my eyes. I know this because she backed away in fear. She was like, “sorry I don’t do that” and I was like, “Just one question” and she was literally backing away from me in fear like, “no, i’m sorry” And let me just tell you, I have neverrrrr felt more powerful. I made this biotch shake in her fuckin yeehaw boots. Fuckin ramen noodle hair ass motherfucker. Okay I’m done ranting lol sorry
Anonymous asked:
Wait, what's wrong with sixpenceee?? I don't even follow them but I'm a nosy bitch i HAVE to know
- steals peoples art and sells it in her store
- her family has a child slave and she’s okay with it
- demonizes mentally ill people by posting stuff like “oooh look at this story of this person with schizophrenia SO SCAry”
- steals peoples writing
- Child slave
- despite having no education in psychology whatsoever, charged people an exorbitant amount of money for this “sixpenceee heals” program where you like write her an email about your mental illness and she armchair diagnoses you
- despite constantly demonizing mentally ill people
- profits off of indigenous people by selling merch in her store and blocks people who question her about it
- CHILD SLAVE
plus there’s so much more and @sixpenceeeharms has been archiving it all
terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funny
I probably shouldn't be surprised about this, but a lot of people missing the point here. the joke isn't "terfs calling Sigourney weaver, a hot woman, unattractive" and tbh I think seeing this post and going "terfs are so stupid because Sigourney weaver is obviously gorgeous" is even potentially harmful or at least hurtful
the joke here is terfs seeing a picture of Sigourney Weaver, famous actress and cis woman, but because they were told its a picture of a trans woman they're immediately yakking about how 'clockable' she is
Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me
on a list of favorites,
this is no joke my favorite one jaboukie is a legend
Anonymous asked:
Don't you just love when people with a mediocre education try to outsmart you when you make a science joke. Happened to me in a queue at the supermarket. I am a BMS. I can science. Like???????
fight them
I know you can like buy a crown title like lord or baron but actually fuck that what’s stopping me from claiming the title sir? nothing. fuck you
oh im a ‘cis female’ so i cant be a ‘sir’ not in the court of my fuckin living room bitch
Sir kaijuno, sir kaijuno! I bring word from the Duke of over there. They wish to arrange a marriage to join the two courts! I hear word that the princess is eccentric and unruly sneaking out to study frogs and collecting honeydew!
nay
we can be bros tho