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Where the fuck do you live that rats are so big
Those are badgers
Specs I think I’d know what badgers look like, thanks
astergenius asked:
so i used to have pet rats as a kid and i loved them but i developed a pretty bad allergy to them, and i hear that's a pretty common problem. are you allergic to them? if so, how do you deal? (btw your rats are lovely and they make me wish i could have some of my own again ❤)
I’m not allergic to them but a possible solution might be hairless rats? Do they make hypoallergenic rats?
Anonymous asked:
i have been wanting 2 get pet rats and have been doing Research but as you have some, would you mind sharing any advice/links? also, specifically, do you have any advice on getting a relatively cheap cage that, ykno, is still Good For Rats thank you for your time!!!!!
Get a rabbit cage or something built for ferrets. “Rat” cages are way too small for rats. They need buddies, imo I liked raising boys better. They love hammocks. Bird toys are just as good as rat toys (ladders, ropes, cozies). They love attention and giving kisses!! And don’t burn candles/incense/smoke around your ratties, they have incredibly sensitive lungs. Get them low dust bedding or even better, cloth bedding, for this same reason. They’re so very smart too, so get them plenty of toys and re-arrange their cage every time you clean it to keep them stimulated. Look up the subreddit for rats, you could find lots of info there!
obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he
(via @mawziee ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK
thank you for the important whore lore
I brought my rats home for thanksgiving break and my room is so small and sparse that I can let the rats roam around and not worry about them getting into anything and they choose to curl up by my head and take naps with me ❤️😭
Remember when Luke compares shooting womp rats to blowing up a space station
womp rats
I bet this is like the basis of their relationship, though. Rebel command is like, alright go and face certain death doing xzy task. It will be difficult and you have to go fast. Luke is like “pffffff I did that at home so many times only the target was smaller. And moving. And I really couldn’t see that well because sand. This is gonna be cake, guys. CAKE.” Wedge’s reaction the first couple times, even after the death star, is basically that picture. But eventually he’s like sweet space jesus what terrible planet are you from that you keep telling me all these nigh impossible tasks are cake? Everyone’s like oh skywalker is a softie. He’s a squishy ball of love and sunshine, and wedge is like yeah. That is all extremely true but he is also MADE OF TEMPERED DEATH.
(After like the first 3 times Luke starts messing with Wedge. He’s like they want us do run these cables to the bottom of that extremely ominous cravasse? I did that one time when I was five, and uncle owen had me wire the relays with my toes because we had to shoot down this pack of anoobas that were trying to kill us and eat us. Wedge is just like that can’t be true, and yet…)
I really hope Wedge is still alive so that Rey can be all “On my crappy desert planet…” and Wedge can be all “OH GOD NOT AGAIN.”
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Anonymous asked:
U fool, you are not goin to be home alone tonight, Your rats will. Thry are now the subject of this movie.
If he hurts my rats I will find him and I will kill him
yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats
But they are places to be expected.
NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.
- That’s an Australian accent.
- That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
- The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.
4: those things are way older than dinosaurs
5: Australia still has dinosaurs.
6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.
7; that victory wasn’t even close
I think I’ve said this before but when I had rats I had 2 boys and I was mentioning to my roommate at the time that they have like a hierarchy and whoever has the biggest balls is pretty much the alpha and my roommate was like “…is that so?” and whipped his balls out in the middle of the living room to prove himself the alpha.. to my rats