Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
That denim/jeans meme is making me thing of how many articles of clothing I own that are denim…
The question is, do I hate myself enough to wear it all at once?

I’m going to hell for this

help
Impenetrable armor for the zombie apocalypse
dont u mean the jombie japocalypse
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
this is the most me thing ever
They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.