Fellow emos, this just shook me to my core
the fact they use their ipod just makes this a cinematic masterpiece
I love that “g note warning” is a tag
without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens
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…explainnn
america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest
mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight
twilight gets a movie deal
michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films
a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre
michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works
neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus
neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends
years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale
My favourite example of the domino effect
Allow me to explain:
- Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
- Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
- Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
- His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
- Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
- Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
- Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
- Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
when i was, a young
man, theres no need to feel down
I said young man, my father took me into town
Are you trying to combine the Y.M.C.A. song with My Chemical Romance’s The Black Parade? Because that does NOT work. It’s like trying to put skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl, the flavors are wrong together.
theres no need. to. join the black parade
This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.
Holy shit
This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying
ITS BACK YOU GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioQ6jgszKk
Songs Sampled:
My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00
Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46
Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56
All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07
Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29
Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59
Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14
Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15
Rise Against - Savior - 2:25
Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51
blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08
Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37
Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37
blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37
Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48
AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30
A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57
Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37
Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48
Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/usx1p…
THIS IS AMAZING
as the Gay Music Commander ive compiled a working list of artists straight people are not allowed to listen to
- panic! at the disco
- troye sivan
- halsey
- sufjan stevens (and his weaker, less evolved counterpart hozier)
- tegan & sara
- my chemical romance (may they rest in peace)
- papa roach
- color theory pioneers walk the moon
- adele
- carly rae jepsen
- country music legend dolly parton
- the killers
- ex-disney icons the jonas brothers
- florence and the machine
- kelly clarkson, inventor of feminism
- marina and the diamonds
- vampire weekend
- 3OH!3, the last known disciples of jesus christ himself
if you are straight, PLEASE respect this list and refrain from listening to artists listed or artists affiliated with those listed. i reserve the right to add and remove artists as i please. thank you for your time
due to the overwhelming response i’d like to make some formal amendments to this list. straight people are now also banned from listening to:
- børns
- kesha, creator of fun
- cobra starship (again, may they rest in peace)
- brand new
- hayley kiyoko, pioneer of neon wlw aesthetics
- ariana grande
- britney spears, the inventor of pop
- years and years
- weezer
- cher (by extension straight people can no longer watch Burlesque (2010, dir. Steven Antin)
thank you for your time! :)
a third amendment, by popular request
- pvris
- the front bottoms
Thank you so very much for trying to control my music tastes JUST because I am straight but, no, I will listen to whatever the hell I want thank you very much.
you can listen to whatever you want !!! as long as it’s not on the list of things that straighties can’t listen to. thanks for ur understanding!!!
I’m sorry but no can do. If I go a day without MCR it will be the day I die.😂😂😂
ok! i guess it’s time for you to die!
dependentdunsparce-deactivated2 asked:
If it's not too late to send you a playlist, how about Playlist: Destroying the Patriarchy
I tried not to reuse any songs because a lot of the ones from the Just Fuck Me Up playlist fit well here but:
Salute - Little Mix
Bang Bang - Jesse J
Oh No! - Marina and the Diamonds
Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance
Dangerous - Big Data
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Miss Murder - AFI
Centuries - Fall Out Boy
its funny how zak bagans is like “i never used to believe in ghosts until i came face to face with one” like are you sure about that, emo boy? are you sure that you, zak bagans who never dresses in anything other than black, didn’t believe in ghosts? zak bagans, who has s fuckng dungeon in his husose,,,,
