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tagging prince philip as body horror king move
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the royal family is worried about archie’s skin colour when prince philip is mf purple
Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth share the same great great grandmother
Anonymous asked:
tagging prince philip as body horror king move
That’s just the entire royal family like I think you’d probably die if you looked directly at them
They’re doing whatever they can to the ends of the earth to keep Prince Philip alive I guess but idk how accurate that is considering they fuckin speedballed King George V into the afterlife on morphine and coke, his last words being “God DAMN you” and then the official press release being “his life is drawing peacefully to a close” as if he didn’t arrive in hell looking like he just came out of a rave
