Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
See more posts like this on Tumblr
#that’s so sweetMore you might like
i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”
wrong
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
**ahem**
Fools.
relativelyfvcked asked:
god i love watching these pissbabies on 4chan try to get a rise outta you but youre just so unfazed it's inspiring
And apparently 4chan archives threads after some amount of time. so its like
I slept through most of it so while they were jerking each other off about how ‘superior’ they are I was gettin some great ass sleep
God what was that one greentext that was like
>Too lazy to get up and turn off bedroom light
>Nerf gun on nightstand
>Fire nerf gun at light switch
>Miss every time, run out of bullets
>Sleep with lights on
Because that’s the epitome of my soul right now
Anonymous asked:
Apparently Ryan has been cheating on his wife for years with fans and then 4chan tried making it worse and accused him of being a p*do but that chunk is just 4chan/kiwifarms trying to start shit. The cheating however seems to be real though
Yeah I’ve already threw myself down the rabbit hole with what’s gone down with both him and Adam Kovic
Anonymous asked:
i dont even get why ppl are ragging on u like. is being fat and using a cane all it takes to offend 4chan folks.. is that what gets their jimmies so rustled.
It’s 4chan
finderofsmallthings asked:
Hey, fuck fatphobes and abelists. You already know that you're dope as hell, and you make other people's lives better when you flaunt that
nah i aint even upset i looked at the ip tracker i have set up and that persons from 4chan but we’re good now i blocked all incoming traffic from 4chan
i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”
wrong
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Anonymous asked:
4chan is just really sad.
kaijuno answered:
tbh the fact that my mere existence as a fat person upsets them so much that they make a thread dedicated to me and how much they’re upset about my existence is beyond delightful
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I FINALLY HAVE A HATE BLOG DEDICATED TO ME
I’VE HIT THE BIG TIME
ugh yes DRAG ME,, get those receipts girl, where is my callout post lets get those up and running,,, oh please I’ve been so problematique ™
